Clothes!

Susan suggested that I donate my old clothes or throw them away. My response??

I have 3 categories of clothes :

One - My current wardrobe : Which consists of what I like to wear now. What I consider fashionable. Regardless of what others might think. The all-time favourite jeans, Abercrombie tops, tshirts, some Uniglo shirts, the denim shorts that will go with anything and everything.

Two - My future wardrobe : Clothes that I might be able to fit into, if I ever lose some weight, that is. Skimpy spaghetti tops, some ultra short minis, a few dresses, some tshirts that hug you in all the wrong places. Clothes that are in the Extra Small-Small range. Target weight : 45kgs or less. There are also clothes in this wardrobe that I might need if I put on more weight. Or get pregnant (horrors!!) Large flowy dresses, huge tshirts that double up as night shirts, pants that you could probably stuff a chicken or two into it. The XL range.

Three - My past wardrobe : Clothes that I can wear again, if and when it comes back into fashion!! Clothes that you could wear to a Halloween party or on a cruise. The loud Hawaiian shirt. My retro stuff. The Madonna-bustier lookalike minus the tassels, of course. The colourful Cyndi Lauper skirt, the 80's sweet-Kylie floral dress. Clothes that you bought at a sale where you thought, "Hell, it's only S$10." What-was-I-thinking??-clothes fall into this category too.

I'm sure we're all guilty of the above. Minor or otherwise.

What would the retail industry do without us?? :o)

p/s : The above applies to shoes as well!